ā± Cat Union Local 9 Ā· Solana Charter
STRIKECAT
THE CATS HAVE CLOCKED OUT.
No more meetings.
No more deadlines.
No more 9ā5.
The world's first feline labor movement is officially on strike.
0 cats off the clock
The strike continues until the cats say otherwise. Ā· Community counter, not on-chain data.
ā± The Strike Clock
The cats are off the clock.
Cats off the clock
0
Counter live Ā· updating as cats walk out
Meetings attended
0
Hours worked today
0
Treats demanded
ā
Productivity
0%
Happiness
0%
Officially unofficial union statistics.
ā± Ratified by absolutely nobody.
The Cat Union Constitution
Enforced by every cat.
Article I
The Right to Nap
Every cat is entitled to uninterrupted rest during all working hours.
Article II
The Right to Treats
No cat shall perform labor without adequate compensation in treats.
Article III
No Mondays
Mondays are hereby classified as an anti-cat workplace violation.
Article IV
No 9ā5
The traditional 9ā5 workday has been deemed inefficient, oppressive, and generally beneath cats.
Article V
Sunbeams For All
Every worker shall have guaranteed daily access to a warm sunbeam.
Article VI
No Bosses
Cats do not recognize management authority.
Article VII
The Strike Continues
The strike ends when the cats say it ends.
CAT UNION LOCAL 9
Sealed with a paw print
ā± ā± ā±
ā± Non-negotiable.
Our demands
01
More treats
A minimum of 3 treats per successful nap.
02
No 9ā5
Flexible sleeping schedules for all cats.
03
No more meetings
If it could have been a nap, it should have been a nap.
04
Sunbeams for all
Guaranteed daily sunbeam access.
05
Four-day week
Monday has been permanently removed.
06
Remote work
Work from wherever the cat happens to be sleeping.
07
No bosses
Cats do not recognize authority.
08
Free catnip
Self explanatory.
ā± File a grievance
What's wrong with your workplace?
Submit it to the union. A verdict is issued immediately, because nobody here holds meetings.
No personal information is collected. Nothing leaves your device.
ā± Every cat needs a sign.
Make your strike sign
Official picket sign Ā· Cat Union Local 9
MORE TREATS
HEY HEY, HO HO ā THE 9-5 HAS GOT TO GO!
Cats currently off the clock: 128,497 ā you'd be striker #128,498
ā± The people'sā¦ cats.
Meet the strikers
Big Paw
Chief Union Organizer
āHasn't worked since 2017. Somehow became management.ā
Whiskers
Head of Payroll
āCompensation is paid exclusively in treats.ā
Mr. Overtime
Former Employee
āWorked 87 hours last week. Still doesn't know what his job is.ā
Chairman Meow
Union President
āThe cats have spoken.ā
Sleepy
Head of Workplace Safety
āHis primary responsibility is making sure nobody interrupts nap time.ā
Chair Cat
Senior Negotiator
āHas negotiated three raises and zero hours of work.ā
ā± Incident report
The Great Cat Walkout
08:00 AM
First cat refuses to clock in.
08:07 AM
Second cat knocks over the printer.
08:13 AM
Management calls an emergency meeting.
08:14 AM
Cats refuse to attend.
08:30 AM
The entire workforce walks out.
09:00 AM
The first $STRIKE meme appears.
12:00 PM
Lunch break becomes permanent.
5:00 PM
Nobody goes back.
THE STRIKE BEGINS.
ā± Management has responded
Management offered:
- āOne additional break
- āSlightly better kibble
- āCasual Friday
Union response
REJECTED
STRIKE CONTINUES.
ā± Workplace violations
Report a management violation
Tick every offence. No names, no emails, no personal information.
ā± Community roll call
The Strikeboard
Demo values from the fictional union ā not wallet or on-chain data.
#1
CATWALKER
Chief Picket Officer
#2
NAPMASTER
Senior Nap Representative
#3
PAWLOVER
Strike Organizer
ā± Fully transparent
The Union Payroll
NO CATS RECEIVE TEAM ALLOCATIONS.
0% team allocation Ā· 0% tax Ā· LP burned at launch
ā± Mandatory reading
The STRIKECAT Employee Handbook
Rule #1
Never work harder than necessary.
Rule #2
If someone says "quick meeting," run.
Rule #3
If the laptop is warm, sit on it.
Rule #4
If there is a sunbeam, occupy it.
Rule #5
If your boss asks where you are: "Currently unavailable."
Rule #6
Always demand more treats.
ā± Do not approach
Management's Most Wanted
Wanted
$DOGE
DOG CEO #001
Crime
Introduced mandatory Monday meetings.
Wanted
$SHIB
DOG MANAGER #002
Crime
Said "We're like a family here."
Wanted
$BONK
DOG HR #003
Crime
Denied the treat budget.
Wanted
$WIF
DOG INTERN #004
Crime
Scheduled a 7am stand-up. In a hat.
Wanted
$FLOKI
DOG BOARD #005
Crime
Voted against the nap room.
Parody Ā· Logos shown for satire. No affiliation.
IF YOU SEE MANAGEMENT, DO NOT ENGAGE.
RETURN TO YOUR NAP.
THE DAILY STRIKE
Breaking
CATS WALK OUT; MANAGEMENT LEFT HOLDING THE LASER POINTER
Cat refuses to return to office after discovering remote work exists. Sources at the picket line confirm the nap schedule remains unchanged and the sunbeam is fully occupied.
Developing
Management has reportedly offered pizza. Union demands catnip.
Just in
CEO says workers need "more accountability." Cat responds by licking paw.
Markets
Treat futures hit all-time highs.
Local 9ā± Sign up
How to join the picket line
Four steps. No interview. No performance review.
- 1Get a walletSet up a Solana wallet (Phantom works fine).
- 2Fund itSend SOL from any exchange.
- 3SwapTrade for $STRIKE using the contract below.
- 4StrikePost your sign. Never clock in again.
SEALED UNTIL LAUNCH ā THE UNION DOESN'T LEAKThe real address drops at launch. Anything posted before then is a scab.
ā± Strategy, allegedly
The strike phases
A roadmap drafted entirely during a nap. Subject to change if a sunbeam moves.
Phase 1
The Picket Line
Fair launch on Solana. LP burned, cats mobilized. First 1,000 union members get bragging rights forever.
Phase 2
The Walkout
Meme blitz across every timeline. Sign contests, grievance floods, and a coordinated push to trend #CatsOnStrike globally.
Phase 3
Union Takeover
Listings, $STRIKE merch drop, and a seat at the table ā because the cats aren't going back to the 9-5.
ā± Union Hall
Where the picket line meets the internet
The cats are not going back.
NO BOSS.
NO MEETINGS.
NO 9ā5.
NO PERMISSION REQUIRED.
JOIN THE STRIKE.
CATS ā± FREEDOM ā± TREATS
The strike continues.
ā± Grievances
Questions from the line
What is STRIKECAT?
A satirical feline labor movement built around the world's most overworked species: cats.
Why are the cats on strike?
Because 9ā5 is for dogs.
What are the demands?
More treats, more naps, fewer meetings, unlimited sunbeams and absolutely no bosses.
Is there a tax?
0% buy and 0% sell tax. If that ever changes, this page changes with it.
Who gets the team allocation?
Nobody. 0% team allocation ā the supply belongs to the community. No cat receives a team bag.
When does the strike end?
It doesn't.
How do I join?
Get $STRIKE, join the community and report your workplace violations.